johnverbingalonewithnouns:

onehundreddollars:

andrewjacksonjizzhad:

mamamantis:

that-little-cabin-boy:

soreto-you-wanna-be-my-doctor:

stereofeathers:

jacobtheloofah:

laniheartshorses:

mrswallydebacker:

THIS IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY UPSET

THIS MAKES ME SO IMPOSSIBLY HAPPY

I FOREVER NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

I JUST SAT THERE YELLING “NO” AT MY COMPUTER

This makes me so fucking angry

If I ever did something like this, I would fuck it up so fast, god damn

but why

Has science gone too far?

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

aaaaaaaaa I want this

oh my god I have bought like twenty if these things guys they are the best thins anybody could ever ask for like seriously buy them it’s worth it

(via the-scarf-of-sexual-preference)

coastlineteens:

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(via the-scarf-of-sexual-preference)

klaraozvald:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

I FEEL YOUR PAIN ON A DEEP SPIRITUAL LEVEL

(via the-scarf-of-sexual-preference)

mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

(Source: fweecarter, via gabysetfiretodan)

socialteen:

It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it

(via gabysetfiretodan)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via gabysetfiretodan)

Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

(via condomino)

u-ok:

they’re here

(Source: funkss, via condomino)

heytinafey:

fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig

(via condomino)